my dearest, most wonderful cousin in the whole wide world Whom It May Concern:
WHAT IN GAIA'S NAME IS TAKING YOU SO LONG??? How are you? I hope you're doing well, dearest cousin. I haven't seen you since you rode the helicopter off into the distance -- without me in a while. Thank you for not bothering about informing me of the whereabouts of the President, our fellow colleagues, or yourself. It was an extremely considerate measure on your part, cousin.
As for why I bothered straining my dainty little fingers over this message, I feel it is imperative that you
STOP BRUSHING THOSE PRETTY DARK TRESSES OF YOURS AND GET THE COPTERS HERE NOW! the President will inform you where "here" is return to Gaia immediately. As you may not know, all is not well this side of Hell. I can only do so much given my present situation and the...circumstances in which I currently find myself.
Tse-Tse, I'm asking you as your little cousin to please put the brush down and just get here. I'll comb it for you after you arrive, even!!! I am more important than your tresses
, aren't I?. If not for me, surely you will return for your paycheck, cologne, maybe a spare suit Gaia. I know you aren't a quitter and I know you're happy to have your tresses at their present length, yes? We wouldn't want a repeat of LAST time, now would we?. I have faith in you and your ability to pick up on the intense sarcasm in this letter.
I'll do my very best to hold the fort down here and in Edge, Tse-Tse. I'm not sure how how much paperwork you'll have to tend to after I sort things out over the .networK. So many people involved...so many pages
I will add if you don't get your scrawny arse back here ASAP... PLEASE put the brush down NOW Hurry back, Tse-Tse.
I look forward to your expedient return.
With love from your
sweet little cousin,
<3 Hart <3
PS: If you hurry, there's a chance you may not get coal for Christmas!
I'm not completely heartless, Tse-Tse.
PSS: Yes, I still expect you to put in a good word so I can get that raise.
: Hart & RenoTime
: Some time after Hart and Sephiroth had their little chatContent
: They have a chat about events pertaining to Sephiroth, but it winds up becoming a heart to heart before spinning off into the traditional Turk...ness. [NOTE: PRIVATE - open to Turks, Rufus, AND Cloud ONLY]( 'Stop thinking about it.'Collapse )
Characters: Seifer, Kairi, Roxas, Leon, and Quistis
Time: On Seifer's 21st b-day. ((Which was technically the 22nd according to Squeenix, but this chat was done last night))
Content: The ex-knight gets a birthday surprise. Lots of randomness, fluff, and a renewal of an old rivalry.( At least you're back to your normal selfCollapse )
Rufus and HartTime:
After Hart talks to Reno the second time, and inbetween Hart's chat with Yuffie.Content:
They chat inanely, Hart makes a slip up, Rufus promises blackmail videos, and they just generally snark at each other. ( And calling Tseng Tse-tse isn't absurd?Collapse )
- Tags:hart, rufus
- Music:Heart Attack- Nerina Pallot
: Hart, YuffieTime
: Some time after Hart's last (2nd) conversation with Reno; after Demyx says he can wait to inform Yuffie and Sora *of what a certain Heartless said*Content
: Hart and Yuffie meet, find some common ground, and make a few agreements, as well as tour plans( .....Are you Wutaian?Collapse )
Characters: Axel and Quistis
Time: Right after the Axel/Larxene chat
Content: The two discuss the strain the above incident has put on their relationship, and eventually decide to cool it down a bit.
Note: This is PRIVATE
. Only Axel and Quistis will know what happened here...no other characters!!!! However, the muns are free to read on.( Don't let the Darkness steal your smile away, sunshineCollapse )
: Axel & QuistisTime
: Before Axel arrives at The World That Never Was; after Quistis arrives at Edge and meets Cloud, Aerith, and talks with ReeveContent
: Axel and Quistis discuss how things are going and when they'll see each other next. Aww...( chainwhiphottie: Axel?Collapse )
: Hart and CloudTime
: Sometime during/between Hart's talk with Reno and Rufus
which has yet to be posted
; after Cloud arrives in EdgeContent
: Hart makes Cloud's acquaintance. Both are surprised to find one another familiar, even though they've never met. The two stumble upon an interesting theory pertaining to a missing link which explains their kindredness of spirits, but...well, the whole thing is awkward.( ...Is this real, or not?Collapse )
: Hart & RenoTime
: Sometime after Hart wakes up on Wutai *Island*; after Reno finds Marina, but a bit before ShinRa personnel leave The Pride LandsContent
: Hart instant messages a random person
in her search for the whereabouts/information of Rufus Shinra and the other Turks. A very 'interesting' conversation
: Do not indulge in a beverage of any kind while reading. Thank you.( XHartlessTurk: Excuse me.Collapse )